2013

from Twitter (earlier today)

  • 6-7pm I was fighting not to fall asleep early. Now at 12:30am I'm not even close to being tired. Bah.
  • @misterebby I've been subvocally singing along with Florence + the Machine ("Cosmic Love" on repeat now) and now my throat is sore.
  • RT SethMacFarlane I'm not saying Christine O'Donnell is a witch, but it's a tad suspicious that those bobby pins hover in the air when she zips out of a room.
  • Remember kids: #NFL = No Fun League
2013

from Twitter (earlier today)

  • +1 Insightful RT @mokie The last time Conservative women were this politically active, we got Prohibition and the Mafia.
  • Next time I go to CostCo I'm bringing a rocket launcher. Maybe then I'll be able to pass the mobs of samplers & phone-using aisle blockers.