the 2 events of today

Event 1: I got a call from my sis today. I hadn't talked to her in a while now and we just shot the breeze. Talking about "the Lord of the Rings", a missed meeting for her and my bro-in-law with Georgia Rep. Bob Barr (eeeeevil man IMHO), my 7 yr old nephew going to college at Georgia Tech., and as always, my dad. I suppose should to call him. I haven't talked to him since Father's Day and according to my sis he's always happy after I call him, which is a bit strange. I swear he and I are the most reticent phone talkers in history. Gossiping about the family is fine and we could do that for a while, but when it actually comes to really talking to each other we just flounder. *sigh* He has regrets about not being involved with us when my sister and I were kids while he was out with his friends and drinking. I have the guilt of not being what he envisioned for his eldest child and only son. *sighs again*

Event 2: While I was in the bathroom there was a knock at the door. I figure it was the next door neighbor going to ask to borrow the phone. Well, she's just going to have to wait, wasn't she? Again a knock and again I ignored it. A third knock came along with the words "it's the police". EEP! I nearly tripped over myself getting to the door. There were two cops, a male and female officer. I asked what I could do for them. The male one asked if there was anything going on. The female stated there was a call reporting that there was a big argument/fight going on here. I just look at them and said I was home alone and didn't know what they were talking about. We talked about it and they said the caller probably gave them the wrong address. The male cop called-in using the walkie talkie on his shoulder and apologized for bothering me. Then they left. Odd.
Cor, if you get arrested, would you have access to the internet in prison? whose livejournal would I read? what a bummer.... ;o)

Is it all a rouse?, and really you were, in your schitzo madness, shouting at yourself in the bathroom mirror? Are you really a psycho nutter?

Gosh, the things you learn about people....
You know, if I went to jail I'd probably have a better internet connection than I have now. Of course, if I were in jail I'd probably also have a boyfriend soon enough, whether I wanted one or not. :oÞ

Am I schizo??? *squints* I could tell you but then I'd have to kill you. Then I'd get that boyfriend I just mentioned above. ;o)

The one thing you learn about getting to know people, especially online, is that people are very strange. And I like that. :o)
...you made me laugh so much when I read that this morning ;o)
Just the thought of you going,
"Oh well, I might be in the dock but it aint long til I have a nice new boyfriend and a decent internet connection" muchly amused me :o)
comedy.... !

Yeppers, the weirdness of everyone I know off the net is reassuring. I just wanna ask more and more questions of people to find out just how weird they really are, just makes me like em even more with every twist in their psycological make up. :o)
I could have gone on about have free rent, food and medical attention while being in jail but that'd make it sound too attractive. ;o)

You can ask more questions but the answers may be a bit disturbing. *eyes take on a disturbing glint*