Big Gay Vince, bastard, Southpark me

yummy

The cute army boy next door has a roommate now -- another cute army boy. Sounds like the perfect set up for a gay porn video! The fact they're straight though might complicate matters. Hmm, this needs thinking on. *twiddles his mustache in a cliché devious evil-dude manner*

BTW, pit6steve the guy you saw while you were here wasn't my neighbor but the guy who has moved in.
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Something like 30% of gay porn actors are straight.

The money's [much] better than straight porn, and being pretty is an advantage.

So don't give up hope!
And the guy I saw coming out of the apartment was cute. Think I'd pay to do him. You gotta love that military meat!!!
Guess I'll have to get you a stethoscope for Valentine's Day so you can ease drop and see what happens on the other side of the wall...you know...kinda like a "blow by blow" report...hehehe