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From the webpages of the GuardianUnlimited: The Empathy Quotient (EQ) test and the The Systemizing Quotient (SQ) test

My EQ score: 27
0-32 = You have a lower than average ability for understanding how other people feel and responding appropriately. Most people with Asperger Syndrome or high-functioning autism score about 20. On average, most women score about 47 and most men about 42.

My SQ score: 31
20-39 = You have an average ability for analysing and exploring a system. Systemizing is the drive to analyse and explore a system, to extract underlying rules that govern the behavior of a system; and the drive to construct systems. On average women score about 24 and men score about 30.

Regarding the EQ score: I could argue about it being not true, but honestly, I damn well fit the profile of a hermit; plus, groups of 3 or more people make me squirm, so, I suppose there's some truth to their analysis. link from Metafilter