July 7th, 2001

2013

joke

from my friend James:

Don was so excited to be going bear hunting. He spotted a small Brown Bear in the woods and shot it. Then there was a tap on his shoulder, he turned around to see a big Black Bear.

The Black Bear said, "Don, you've got two choices, either I maul you to death or we have sex." Don decided to bend over. Even though he felt sore for two weeks Don soon recovered and vowed revenge. He headed out on another trip where he found the Black Bear and shot it. There was another tap on his shoulder. This time a huge Grizzly Bear was standing right next to him.

The Grizzly said, "That was a huge mistake Don. You've got two choices. Either I maul you to death, or we have rough sex." Again, Don thought it was better to comply. Although he survived, it took several months before Don finally recovered. Outraged he headed back to the woods, managed to track down the Grizzly and shot it. He felt the sweet taste of revenge. But then there was a tap on his shoulder. Don turned round to find a giant Polar Bear standing there.

The Polar Bear said, "Admit it Don, you don't really come here for the hunting, do you?"
  • Current Mood: amused
  • Current Music: Bonnie Pink- "It's gonna rain"
2013

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I partitioned off 1GB of hard drive space for sole use of MP3s. Now instead of trying to find them at various directories ("C:\temp", "C:\download", "C:\My Documents", etc...) I can now just go to "D:\" and whoomp there they are.

Afi had sent me a song the day before by the name of "It's gonna rain" by Bonnie Pink. The beat and background music I really liked but the lyrics are in Japanese. Afi then sent me a link to a webpage with the translated lyrics. Coolness. :o)