September 23rd, 2001

2013

it's that time again...

It's been a month since I've altered the look of the journal, so, you know what that means... :o) "Dude", you might say, "why do you change it every month?" Well you see, I had this habit of moving the stuff in my room around every month. There's no logical reason why I did it... I just got bored with the way it looked. But that became problematic. To do that now I'd have to:

* Drain and take apart my water bed. Move everything else out so I could reposition it.
* Put my fish in a bucket. Drain the aquarium. And since it'd be drained I'd be hard-pressed not to take the opportunity to really scrub it down and clean out the gravel. Then refill the tank.
* Find someplace to put all the books in and above my bookcase and dresser.
* Unhook all the electronics and remember which wire went where.

Not very practical eh? So I substituted changing my website around for while instead, but, there's too many pages now. Hence, redo-ing the LJ pages. Easy to do and more fun. :o)
  • Current Mood: content
  • Current Music: Missing Persons - "Color in your life"
2013

changing a lightbulb... by astrological signs

snagged from tj_colby's journal

Q: How many Aries does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Only one, but it takes a hell of a lot of light bulbs.

Q: How many Taurus does it take to change a light bulb?
A: What, me move?

Q: How many Gemini does it take to change a light bulb?
A: 2

Q: How many Cancer does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Only one, but he has to bring his mother.

Q: How many Leos does it take to change a light bulb?
A: A dozen. One to change the bulb, and eleven to applaud.

Q: How many Virgos does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One to clean out the socket, one to dust the bulb, one to install, and two engineers to check the work.

Q: How many Libras does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Libras can't decide if the bulb needs to be changed.

Q: How many Scorpios does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They LIKE the dark.

Q: How many Sagittarians does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One to install the bulb, and a Virgo to pick up the pieces.

Q: How many Capricorns does it take to change a light bulb?
A: The light's fine as it is.

Q: How many Aquarians does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Have you asked the bulb if it WANTS to be changed?

Q: How many Pisceans does it take to change a light bulb?
A: What light bulb?

Q: How many astrologers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: "Don't ask me now, Mercury's retrograde!"
  • Current Mood: amused
  • Current Music: Soup Dragons - "Lovegod dub"
2013

today's recap

I ate very unhealthily today: hot dogs and macaroni & cheese for lunch... pepperoni pizza for dinner. Waaaaaay too much pizza. All that lovely yummy cheese is gonna mess with my tummy all night long. Ah well. I'll just take a book with me to the bathroom like I always do. :oÞ

My 49ers and Raiders lost today while the Giants and A's won so it was a mixed day in sports. The A's did manage to clinch the AL wild card spot though! w00t!

No real worries about the kitties being stuck in the water heater enclosure. I saw 3 them running about yesterday being cutely kitty-like. I didn't see the calico colored one though. Hmmm, hopefully the mamma was with that one.

*reminds himself* I need to top-off the aquarium tomorrow.
  • Current Mood: flashback-ish
  • Current Music: Dead or Alive - "Cake and eat it"