February 6th, 2002

2013

"Then, Miss Thing, You're A Queen"

Saw this on bigbear4xl's journal and just had to repost it here. BTW, I'm guilty of #9, 13, 21, 30 and 43.

1. If you regularly use the term "window treatment", then, Miss Thing, you're a Queen.
2. If your kitchen drawers contain a shrimp de-veiner, a mushroom scrubber, or a lemon reamer, then, Miss Thing, you're a Queen.
3. If you are over thirty and thinner than you were in high school, then, Miss Thing, you're a Queen.
4. If you know all of the lyrics to any musical of the last 50 years, then, Miss Thing, you're a Queen.
5. If your Christmas decorations include dried roses or baby's breath, then, Miss Thing, you're a Queen.
6. If you know the difference between a "soundtrack" and "an original cast album", then, Miss Thing, you're a Queen.
7. If you tape the Home & Garden Channel religiously, then, Miss Thing, you're a Queen.
8. If the only sports you watch on TV are gymnastics, diving, and figure skating, then, Miss Thing, you're a Queen.
9. If you know what a "sconce" is, then, Miss Thing, you're a Queen.
10. If you have a pet named "Liza", "Gypsy", or "Tallulah", then, Miss Thing, you're a Queen.
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