February 12th, 2002

2013

warning, incoming blonde joke...

A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have this killer jigsaw puzzle, and can't figure out how to get it started."

Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"

The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger." Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.

He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then looks at her, looks at the pieces once again and then slowly turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger."

"Second, let's just relax, have a cup of coffee, and then . . . we'll put all these Frosted Flakes back in the box."
  • Current Mood: amused
  • Current Music: Goldfinger - 99 Red Balloons
2013

Uh

So it's been 9 months since I've updated my midis site. I finally updated it today and hereby promise to update at least monthly. Wait a sec... can I change my mind about that? ;o)
  • Current Mood: wishy-washy
  • Current Music: Bananarama - "Robert De Niro's waiting"
2013

this week's Quakescope (http://www.planetquake.com/features/qscopes/02-17-02_a.shtml)

Scorpio (Oct. 24 - Nov. 21): You can make some money if you get involved in a conservative financial prospect that is presented to you. You are able to make changes in your home that will be beneficial to all involved. Your best game day this week will be Friday. You can be proud of any extra efforts you've made to improve the community, your hard work is not going unnoticed. Your clan may be in need of some extra direction right now, step up to bat and take on the task, or ask for some help if you already lead the group. Your best games will be played on space and other floating style maps. Your best weapon will be the Grenade Launcher.

Valentine's Lovescope: You feel like you've got a fairly clear perspective on life and love. Things will go well in your relationship this year. Try not to think so much, just follow your heart and take risks as needed. Most compatible signs for Scorpio are Cancer and Pisces.