ALEXANDRIA, Va., June 9 — A dog trainer is scheduled to go on trial today in Alexandria federal court, charged with providing the federal government with bomb-sniffing dogs that couldn't do their jobs.
Russell Ebersole, 43, who owns a kennel in Stephenson, is accused of defrauding the government of more than $700,000 and putting at risk the lives of thousands of federal workers whose workplaces his dogs guarded.
( Collapse ) - The Associated Press
<humor>In related news, I'm selling chickenhawk-neocon sniffing cats for $1. I was going to charge $10 a piece but I've been told chickenhawk-neocons aren't all that hard to find these days.</humor>