If only my jury duty experience was interesting enough to blog about. Ok, if only my experience was interesting, period.
"12:55 p.m. [...] I give them my assault history: in the California game of Clue, I have been mugged by Mr. Salvadoran with a wrench in the Castro District and by Mr. Black with a sharpened screwdriver in the Mission.
2:08 p.m. Back at court. The cop at the metal detector asks again if I have a lot of change in my bag. ‘Change comes from within,’ I tell him. He runs the metal-detecting wand all over my body." - Choire Sicha