July 22nd, 2003

Big Gay Vince, bastard, Southpark me

some observations made on a trip to the Mall

Fellas, if your boobs are bigger than Anna Nicole Smith's, please don't go wandering around in a thin, cheap, white tank top. That's just ick.

Ladies, if your stomach sticks out farther than your boobs, please refrain from wearing a tube top with short shorts. That's just gross.

Parents, I don't care how hick you are. There's no reason for an 8 year-old to be dressed like Daisy Duke from the Dukes of Hazzard. That's just wrong.

On mullets: why?!?!
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dark phoenix, righteous babe, consume the universe

*tries hard not to faint*

Man cuts off penis, eats it

A Malaysian man sliced off his own penis, then fried and ate it after taking hallucinatory pills that caused him to hear voices urging him to mutilate himself, police said today.

The 34-year-old man claimed he only realised what he had done when he saw blood oozing from his crotch, said a police spokesman in the town of Sitiawan, 300km north of Kuala Lumpur.

Collapse ) - The Associated Press
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