December 9th, 2003

2013

suggestions for the director of Battlestar Galactica

From this post on the BSG forum at SciFi.com:

"Here's some fresh ideas for our favorite director.

Stargate TNG: Col O'Neal is replaced by Rosanne Barr, and Teal'c is replaced by J'lo. Lots of good noisy dialog and drama that everyone loves so much.

Star Wars Episode 7: R2D2 and C3PO are played by human actors on the premise that they have evolved into human form and will save lots of $$ on special effects. They still have their original voices though.

Ben Hur II - Ben Him: Charton Heston is replaced by sexy Lucy Lawless. The spectacular horse race includes Amazonian battle cries "AIEEE AIEEE AIEEE" and a sweaty rowing scene that will blow your socks off.

The Wizard of Oz II: Danny Devito plays Dorothy, (just to appeal to a larger audience), the cigar-chomping boy who got caught in a tornado. Arnold Schwarzenegger plays the robotic tin man - Asta la Vista Baby!"


Note: For the record, yes, I watched the first part of the miniseries. It sucked ass from head to toe. I don't plan on watching part two tonight.
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