March 20th, 2008

Big Gay Vince, bastard, Southpark me

one of mankind's most puzzling mysteries is finally solved

Why in the hell does Robert Smith still wear that makeup???

"He often confesses that he perseveres with that look, because that's how his wife loves him. His fans, of course, would be equally horrified if he were to renège, even when he's seventy."

Read more: "The Cure: Ghouls who refused to die"

Ah, so it's about getting love (and probably nookie) from the wifey. *nods understandingly*