June 15th, 2008


wherein I describe my incipient descent into madness

...that or I think I'm so pretty & precious that I'm royalty. What am I talking about? A few of months ago I started to catch myself referring to myself as "we" in my internal comments/conversations, such as: "we need a shower", "we should toss the trash", "we ought to get the mail". It only happens occasionally but the fact that it happens at all... Anyway, I correct myself when I catch myself doing it but I wonder why this started?
  • Current Music: Ultra Naté - "Give It All You Got [Bimbo Jones Mix]"
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Big Gay Vince, bastard, Southpark me

IKEA walkthrough / survival guide

"IKEA is a fully immersive, 3D environmental adventure that allows you to role-play the character of someone who gives a shit about home furnishings. In traversing IKEA, you will experience a meticulously detailed alternate reality filled with garish colors, clear-lacquered birch veneer, and a host of NON-PLAYER CHARACTERS (NPCs) with the glazed looks of the recently anesthetized."

On with the adventure! w/ The Non-Expert

*notes for future reference*
  • Current Music: Natalie Imbruglia - "Glorious [Bimbo Jones Remix]"
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