June 30th, 2010

2013

from Twitter (earlier today)

  • Just spent 2.5 hours at the DMV. All but 5 minutes spent standing in line mostly outside in the heat.
  • Dear lady who was 4 peeps ahead of me in line: the DMV ain't Disneyland. Leave your kids, husband and mother at home. kthnx
  • Dear young couple 8 peeps ahead: you're in love. I get it. I just don't want to see you swallow each others tonsils, mkay? Get a room.
  • Dear skater dude who was in front of me: call me in 5 years. :D Either him or the muscle daddy 12 peeps behind me.