double birthday shout out

Happy Birthday

Hoping you had a great day with the wife & daughter. I was going to send you a present of Lee's Press-on Hair Extensions 'cuz we all know how little you have left up there. ;o)


See, I was going to send you a SoccerMom DestroyoRay guarenteed to wipe out offending rude wenches and their attending brats but Rumsfeld confiscated it as a WMD. (What? It's not as if their busy in Iraq finding any.)
Do I have to come down there to prove once and for all I have more active follicles than you? ;-P