Waking up in a hospital and was told by a nurse, who looked like she was an East German weightlifter on steroids (wait, that was redundant, wasn't it?), that it was "enema time!"
Tracking down a serial killer and finding him working as a checkout clerk at a Mervyn's.
Going to the theater and while watching a movie there was a commotion. A middle-aged man was discovered in the back row dead with an arrow through his heart.