see what I miss...

...by not checking into my gay.com account in months:

Subject: In Barstow Next week
Date: Thu, 13 Apr 2006 15:30:34 -0700 (PDT)

I'm going down your way next week with the family and I was looking to sneak out and have some fun. I arrive on tuesday night and will be staying untill Sunday morning.

Check my profile and let me know.

Here's the link to my profile:

He's 42, bi and his scene is "Blue collar, Conservative, Military, Outdoorsy". That screams married closeted Republican to me. I wouldn't have if I had known about it.

Subject: Hi
Date: Tue, 2 May 2006 14:37:38 -0700 (PDT)

Excuse me if my message has disturbed you. I have seen your profile on gay.com, It seemed very interesting to me. I want to get acquainted with you. I am an independent guy. I am tired from loneliness and I want to find mine beloved with which I could be happy. If you are interested only in sex, do not answer my letter because I want to have serious relationship. I want to love and to be loved, I shall never have sex without love. If you become interested in my message, write to my direct E-mail: xxxxxxxxxx I can answer you in more details in my letter with my photos.

With respect, xxxxxxxxxx.

He doesn't have a profile so I don't know anything about him. Had I know though I might have written back to him just to talk. Then again, maybe not.
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i think you hit it dead center on that first one. "sneak out and have some fun"? what is he, a congressman?

the second... some really strange word choices and phraseologies. "disturbed"? why else would someone have a personal ad if they didnt want responses? "mine beloved"? who talks like this in RL? "I shall never have sex without love"? it's 2006; who is he kidding? the heteros do it without love all the time. overall, just sounds strange.

even if i were extremely hard up (there's a pun, i think), i would avoid both like the plague.

that's Hysterium's Two Cents on the Dollar. (which under our current leadership is worth nothing!)