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IKEA walkthrough / survival guide

"IKEA is a fully immersive, 3D environmental adventure that allows you to role-play the character of someone who gives a shit about home furnishings. In traversing IKEA, you will experience a meticulously detailed alternate reality filled with garish colors, clear-lacquered birch veneer, and a host of NON-PLAYER CHARACTERS (NPCs) with the glazed looks of the recently anesthetized."

On with the adventure! w/ The Non-Expert

*notes for future reference*
  • Current Music: Natalie Imbruglia - "Glorious [Bimbo Jones Remix]"
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In the end I wasted an hour because I got confused and took the wrong tram line - then when I found the right one, there were no trams and I wasted another three-quarters of an hour standing around before I succumbed to the lure of Hungry Jack's [Burger King - a far cry from the Swedish meatballs I'd been looking forward to] and went home pissed-off.

... Which means I have to try again on Thursday. (Although I just realised I forgot to take the bag of old batteries for recycling, so at least there's a Zn/MnO2 lining.)