2013

Survey on sex

Warning: the following survey involves personal questions about my sexual habits. If you're not interested or will be offended by frank questions about homosexual sex do not read the survey.


survey snagged from hysterium

1. Had sex in three or more positions in one session? yup
2. Had sex continuously for 1 hour or more? yup
3. Devoted an entire day to sex and sexual activity (with breaks for eating,etc)? I wish
4. Been so loud having sex that people complained? no, thankfully
5. Had your sexual technique/style/skill openly praised by someone? yup
6. Brought your partner to orgasm using only your hands? that's easy. yup
7. Had sex while both fully dressed (unzip fly, hike up skirt)? nope
8. Had sex while both standing up? yup
9. Performed oral sex on a man (fellatio)? yup
10. Performed oral sex on a woman (cunnilingus)? ewwwwww
11. Received oral sex from a man? yup
12. Received oral sex from a woman? refer to #10
13. Used position number 69? oh yeah :o)
14. Intentionally swallowed semen (your own counts)? next question ;o)
15. Had heterosexual intercourse using no birth control? nope
16. Had sex during menstruation? doubleplus ewwww
17. Used whipped cream, chocolate syrup, for sexual purposes? not yet
18. Used ice for sexual purposes? yeppers! nope
19. Completely shaved off your pubic hair? once many years ago... never again!
20. Purchased a sex toy? nope
21. Inserted your finger into someone's anus, or had this done to you? yup and yup
22. Licked someone's anus? yup
23. Performed anal intercourse on someone (on the giving end, toys count)? yup
24. Received anal intercourse (receiving end, toys count)? oh yeah
25. Used a vibrator or dildo on your partner, or had your partner use one on you? yup
26. Been involved in use of a cock-ring? nope
27. Been involved in use of a strap-on? LOL no
28. Participated in fist-fucking? Oh hell no!
29. Contracted a venereal disease or STD? nope
30. Given a sympathy fuck? nope
31. Forced or coerced someone having sex with you? nope
32. Had sex with a virgin? define "virgin" ;o)
33. Paid for sex with a prostitute? nope
34. Been involved in adultery? *hangs head in shame* yup
35. Had sex with your boss or teacher? not yet
36. Had sex with someone the same day you met them? yup, once
37. Had sex with someone whose name you did not know? nope
38. Been openly homosexual or bisexual? yup
39. Had more than 10 sex partners? nope
40. Been in a threesome? nope
41. Engaged in group sex (more than three people)? nope
42. Had sex in a public place? yup
43. Had sex in a car (moving or stationary)? yup and yup
44. Become a member of the mile high club? nope
45. Had sex in the water (hot tub, shower, pool, etc)? nope
46. Been walked in on while having sex? nope
47. Had sex while you knew someone else was watching? nope
48. Engaged in bondage? nope
49. Engaged in "golden showers" (urinating)? ewwww
50. Have body piercings to enhance sexual pleasure? nope
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