gathering all the necessary "tools" together, she made for the nearest frozen lake. After
positioning her comfy footstool, she started to make a circular cut in the ice. Suddenly, from
the sky, a voice boomed, "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!"
Startled, the blonde moves further down the ice, poured a thermos of cappuccino, and began to cut
yet another hole. Again, from the heavens, the voice bellowed: "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!"
The blonde, now quite worried, moved way down to the opposite end of the ice, set up her stool,
and tried again to cut her hole. The voice came once more: "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!"
She stopped, looked skyward, and said "Is that you Lord?
The voice replied: "NO, THIS IS THE MANAGER OF THE ICE RINK!"
A blind man and his guide dog enter a bar and find their way to a bar stool. After ordering a
drink, and sitting there for a while, the blind guy yells to the bartender "Hey, you wanna hear a
The bar immediately becomes absolutely quiet. In a husky, deep voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something. The bartender is blonde, the bouncer is blonde and I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb. blonde with a black belt in karate. What's more, the woman sitting next to me is blonde and she's a weight lifter. The lady to your right is a blonde, and she's a pro wrestler. Think about it seriously, Mister. You still wanna tell that joke?"
The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."