Vinny da Geek (desertwolf) wrote,
Vinny da Geek
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"3 wise men" is a oxymoron, isn't it?

emailed to me by the ex-LJer known as Bulldawg

IF THE THREE WISE MEN HAD BEEN WOMEN:
  • They would have asked directions.
  • Arrived on time.
  • Helped deliver the baby.
  • Cleaned the stable.
  • Made a casserole.
  • Brought practical gifts
  • There would be Peace On Earth.


IF THE THREE WISE MEN HAD BEEN GAY:
  • They would have done a fabulous parade through the "Big B" in floor-length auburn/gold sequined capes to match the "Star of Bethlehem" lighting effects.
  • Arrived early.
  • Helped deliver the baby and dressed it in a gorgeous buttercream-colored 100% Egyptian Cotton throw.
  • Cleaned the stable and redecorated it in a western theme to match the animals.
  • Would NOT have made a casserole -- instead, a flawless entree of Chilean sea bass dusted in cocoa powder, with Guatemalan mangoes in a light chutney mix, mashed potatoes with a light cream fennel sauce, Anjou pears with Grand Marnier meringue swirls, topped off with perfectly ripened Brie and caff/half-caff Cappuccino con panna.
  • The practical gifts would have included several items from the new Martha Stewart Living Collection.
  • Peace On Earth?? How can you have any peace when the entire night screams for a drag number?
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