2013

warning, incoming blonde joke...

A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have this killer jigsaw puzzle, and can't figure out how to get it started."

Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"

The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger." Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.

He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then looks at her, looks at the pieces once again and then slowly turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger."

"Second, let's just relax, have a cup of coffee, and then . . . we'll put all these Frosted Flakes back in the box."
  • Current Mood: amused
  • Current Music: Goldfinger - 99 Red Balloons
...at least she can blame it on being blonde. What's my excuse? "Well, I was blonde in a past life"?
Since I've got most of my blonde hair cut off these jokes don't bother me any more...neener...neener...neeeeeeeener...hehehe