2013

just freaky

Got woken up this morning by a call of nature. Rushed to the bathroom and sat on the throne for while when my stomach started grumbling. Ok, so I was hungry right? Well, then it started to make this gurgling noise which I usually associate with having the onset of diarrhea. Ooookay. Then a third noise, which was sort of a low rumbling quite distinct from the hungry growl, started. I thought, "Hmm, that's odd." Then these other noises, weeeeird noises, start happening and I swear I started to wonder when the alien orchestra moved in. I mean, one of the noises could be best described as a mouse being strangled. All the while I'm still sitting on the toilet listening and listening. This goes on for about a half an hour or so until I thought "fuck it" and jumped in the shower. By the time I had gotten out the noises had stopped but I still can't figure out what the heck that was. All of that from my tummy. I half expected one of those Alien(tm) chest-bursters to pop out. Since this morning though everything has been normal. Weeeeeird!
Re: Eeew!
That was remarkably close to too much information ;o)

I have the spews, so mebbe its psycosematic? cant spell it... bleuch...

TMI...my friend...but love your honest input about your life...rofl

Think most of use have been in the position more than once in our lives!!!