"The 13 levels of losing" by Bill Simmons. I'm debating what level of loss I would qualify Pete Sampras' (yet again) first round exit at the French Open to be. You knew it was coming but hoped it wouldn't because you feel sorry for him. Homeboy simply doesn't get that he can't do it and probably never will. He seriously needs to chat with Ivan Lendl. :o)
"Of course, not every hooligan can be expected to change his ways, but Japan has a plan for those bad boys as well. Hooligans who refuse to give up their crude, violent, drunk and psychotic behavior will be taken to the bleachers of Yankee Stadium, where they will simply get lost in the crowd."